My Excuse For Being Tardy (I wonder if it would work?)

Dear Ms. Olson(English Teacher),

I am tardy because,
When I opened my locker all my well organized books came tumbling out. When I looked up my math teacher Coach Collins was staring. I grinned as I put all my well organzied materials back in. As I was heading down the Science hall my old science teacher stoped me and asked me to explain the functions of the heart to her class. So I stayed a while to explan by the time I left there the class period was almost over so I hurried down the stairs to only be stopped by a bat. Now this bat intrigued me so I stopped to examine it. While I stood there the Principal passed so I told him there was a bat on the wall. The bat must have been enough of a worry he didn't notice I hadn't been to class yet. Also made him freak because they would have to evacuate the school to get the bat out. So he decided it was time for a so called, "fire drill". No one but me knew that it was actually to get the bat out of the building... So after the fire drill I walked in to the last five minutes of English where I would have to explain why I was so tardy. Although I think aliens got me after that because the next thing I knew I was walking into Orchestra and was extremely tardy...

New Viola

So I have waited weeks to get my new 14" viola. This is equivalent to full size violin. It finally came on the 30th. I was so excited! It has a beautiful old fashion stain. When I play it rings more. I love the viola and am so glad I switched to it. The case is nicer as well. It can lock, but I haven't figured out completely how yet. It has a soft black velvet. The whole thing is just beautiful! In the pitures you can't really see the stain but oh well.